Saturday, December 12, 2009

3 idiots - The Truth Unveiled

Disclaimer : All characters and incidents appearing in this story are purely fictional. Resemblance to any person is purely coincidental.

Before we begin the journey with them, let me first take the privilege of introducing them to you in as few words as is possible...
Rancho - The irrepressible free thinker who lets life decide its path for him.
Farhan Qureshi - The nerd.
Raju Rastogi - The dreamer!
I shall endeavour to tell this story from Raju's perspective, as it is his character that I find closest to my heart.

CHAPTER I : The Myth

We were in our first year of college. We'd made it to NIT Trichy. Well yes, it is not "IIT", but still, we'd made it here and it was time for us to let ourselves loose. So we thought (Rancho and myself), and we let ourselves laze about the campus while Farhan continued to devote his time to the books.....

"Did you know??" asked Rancho, for the umpteenth time that evening.
"What is it now Rancho?" I shot back, wondering how he manages to "know it all".
"About Raam! You know him right? Our senior in second year. "Dude". "NRI"....."
"Yes yes I do!" I said, interrupting him from feeding me yet again of all the cock and bull that I'd already got fed up with. Of course, it was impossible to not know Raam, for he was the role model for almost every fresher in college. What with his "cool dude" looks, his juggling skills in the football field, his strong silent manner,.... The list just seemed endless.
"Well, I thought you'd wanna know this one....."
Rancho did have this excellent capability of pausing at the right points of the conversation to arouse one's curiousity.
"If its something new Ranch, I'm all ears!" I injected, for fear of not being up-to-date with all thats "news" while at college.
"Indeed it is! It seems Raam is the only guy in the history of our college to have ever made it to OPAL!!!"
"What??!!" I said, more out of shock than anything else.
"I know what you are thinking. I am not making this up. I have no reason to!! All the seniors seem to know about it. It is news only for us. Seems he did it when he was in his first year. Sounds cool na?"
"Sounds cool?? I'm still not able to digest the fact that he actually entered the GIRLS HOSTEL! What with a 5k fine for walking along Opal street, wonder how he managed to get anywhere near that place to get in!"
"Hmmm. Yes. Interesting. What do you say, we'll give it a shot?"
"You mean WE get inside OPAL? You got to be kidding!"
"In fact, I'm not. Are you in this,Raj, or am I on my own?"
A semester with Rancho had taught me this : to know when he meant it and when he did not, from the tone of his voice. And this time, I was sure, he was DEAD serious.
"I'm in," I put in,"but lets not rush into this Ranch. Let us chalk out a plan. We shouldn't get caught mind you."
"Deal!!" he said, and the walk back to the mess, the dinner there and then to the hostel, all seemed to fly in a haze as our brains were swarming with ideas to put in place to accomplish our mission, Operation Opal(OpOp)....

CHAPTER II : The Idea

The initial euphoria of working towards OpOp gradually seemed to die down. For we were meeting with dead ends, in every attempt that we made. We sneaked in to the school adjoining OPAL one night, only to realise that every bit of the common wall was so high, that we could possibly not even dream of getting up and over it. If this was disappointing, then the amount of bushes and shrubs surrounding other sides of the hostel, with all their thorns, provided better security than any personnel, making even approaching these walls unthinkable.

Our condition was deteriorating. Even Rancho seemed to be running out of ideas. We were in our room discussing our prospects with a feeling of grim defeat when we heard a third voice which nearly made me jump in surprise.

"I know what you guys have in mind. And I have an idea," said Farhan, looking up from his CEESAT textbook for the first time when we were discussing this.

Being our room mate, we had actually got along better than we expected, in spite of him being more mark minded than both of us put together. We got to know him better during the period of cycle tests and semester exams, when we tried to cram in as much as is permisssible in the last minute, with his aid. In fact, we realised that he was good company when he lets the books take a rest. So, we had taken to talking our plans openly in front of him, knowing fully well that we can trust him to tell no one about it. We were aware of the fact that he knew what we had in mind, but to think that he had an idea really jolted us.

"What is it, FQ?" said Rancho, recovering from the shock faster than I was able to. We'd started calling him FQ ever since his set of FAQ took us past the border line in every one of the first set of cycle tests. It was a title we had conferred upon him for his good will, though its pronunciation varied from anywhere like "F Q" to "f*** you" depending on the mood in which we were.

"Its really not a lot. But I thought you'll make more headway by consulting a girl about this than breaking your heads over it. After all, they'll surely know their hostels better!" Farhan said, with a smile on his face, realising that he had got his point through.

Over the next couple of hours the three of us thought of every girl we could possibly approach, the amount of trust we can place in each one of them and how could we possibly go about asking them without them realising that we were planning to get in. We'd zeroed in on Pia, my rakhi behen, when I finally gave up protesting that I'll never be able to do it.

The only consolation was that Rancho allowed me to do this at my own pace and didn't push me to do things immediately. I knew I could trust her, I knew she'd tell me if she knew anything that'd help us, but I just didn't know how to raise the topic.

CHAPTER III : The Call

The days spanned out and I was still not put under any pressure. For they were aware that I was pondering over the problem and how best to go about it. January ended, February came and with it came the fragrance of flowers. For it was time for "Rose Day" in college and we had a gala time sending proxies and making fun of guys who'd received their share of it. Amidst all this, I got a rose from Pia and a card which stated how much she looked up to me as a brother. I felt a pang and I was ashamed of having thought of only what I wanted of her. I sat down that night and wrote a poem for her and sent it to her through a message. She was so overwhelmed reading that one (though I had to point out to her what made it really special) that she called me back.

After talking about the poem I'd written, the card she'd sent, and anything and everything that we could possibly speak about, I finally realised that here was an opportunity staring right at my face.

"Hey Pia, do you think a guy can ever get into your hostel?" I posed, stirring in as much innocence as I could muster at that point of time.
"Actually yes! The front wall in our hostel, especially near the school, is rather low and I think even I can jump over it if pushed to my limits. But only a fool would want to risk that! What with all the securities around, and not to mention, the people in the quarters going hither and thither throughout the day. But why do you ask?" she said, maybe sensing for the first time that I might be up to something fishy and probably winding up to have a go at me.
"Oh nothing!" I rushed in, "We were just talking about Raam and you'll probably be knowing the story yourself," patting myself for unusual quick thinking.

We went on to talk for quite sometime, having attained what I had been after for so long now, getting it in the end with considerably less effort than expected.

CHAPTER IV : The Execution

After having told the other two as to what I had acquired, there was a period of lull. Nothing seemed to happen, no one seemed to take an initiative, and there seemed to be an unspoken promise that OpOp should not be raised.

And then, one day....

It was the 23rd of February, 2006.

As was customary, I was having my bath in the evening before dinner, after a long day full of classes. While I was bathing, it struck me that if OpOp ever had to be carried out, it ought to be today. A sense of excitement crept over me and I rushed to my room and told Farhan what I felt. I was halfway through it, when Rancho came inside our room in a hurry, back from a game of football at the grounds, and blurted out that he wanted it done today! I was left aghast. Here he was, telling exactly what I had in mind.

Farhan looked from one set face to another, and it was finally he who broke the silence that ensued.
"I'll come along," he said, "you two do need someone on the watch outside while you get in right?"

We tried protesting, we did not want him to get involved just in case we got caught, but he seemed to be as resolute as we were in doing it today. We knew he was talking sense, that we did need someone on the guard while we jumped in, and so finally, we gave in.

We took a couple of pens, went to the mess, and had dinner. We tried our best and avoided everyone, friends and foes alike, and once done with the rotten food, walked our way to the temple. The temple is some 100 m away from the Opal hostel, so once we were done with the temple, we inched towards our destination, hesitating to take every step forward.

We stopped near the end of D street, that runs parallel to Opal street. While Opal street makes way to Opal's entrance, D street faces the front wall, the wall that meant the world at present. We were counting down to 9pm, the time when the girls have their roll call, so that we could have the coast clear for.....

Seconds seemed to takes years, time seemed to stay still, and 9pm seemed to elude us forever. We were so preoccupied with ourselves and our watches, that we failed to notice an old female walking towards us. For a moment we thought she'd failed to notice us as well, and the moment was rather short lived.

"What be 3 guys like you doing here at this time in the night?" she asked.
"We were just walking back from the temple madam," said Farhan, " when I pulled a nerve and we just had to hold back for a while. We'll be off right away madam," he completed, and the way he said it, even I thought he had really pulled a nerve.
"Oh! Alright. Better get going. This isn't the right place to be right now" she said and walked away, while we pretended to move in the opposite direction, only to return to the same position in a couple of minutes.

This incident, to us, had two fold advantages. It brought in a rush of adrenaline, and also ticked the clock closer to 9, it was 8.59!

I looked left and right, walked across the road, closely followed by Rancho, while Farhan held his guard at the other side of the road. It had to be done, NOW!

I did not give it a second thought, I pulled myself up the wall, heaved myself over and "thump", I landed on the other side of the wall. I was inside Opal now! Two seconds later, I heard another "thump" and I knew Rancho had followed suit and there he was now, beside me. We had planned up to this, but not what to do beyond it. For we were in now, and the only thing left was to get back out without getting caught. I pulled out the two pens that I'd brought along with me and tried to scribble our names on the wall, only to find that the pen failed to write on the wall(we did not even think of a marker!). Fed up trying to write, I scratched harder than ever, using the pen as a chisel, to carve out our names, while Rancho egged me on. When a pattern that faintly resembled our names had been produced on the wall, Rancho told me its high time we were out. And he was right! He looked over the wall. Farhan, our faithful watch over, showed the thumbs up, which was the sign for us to complete what was left. I did not even wait for Rancho to get off the wall completely. I was up and at his heels in no time. "Thump", we jumped together, and "swish", we'd crossed the road and joined Farhan in a jiffy. We walked towards our hostel, slower than ever, legs quivering, heart beat racing, with a sense of having achieved, looking over our shoulders all the while, still not being able to believe that we'd pulled it through!

We were a considerable distance away from Opal, away from trouble, in the safety of snacky, giving a toast to ourselves, when Farhan said, "Congrats guys! You two were in there for exactly 58 seconds!!!"

Operation Opal was complete...

CHAPTER V : The Revelation

Over the next couple of weeks we revealed what we'd done to a select few(Pia was certainly one among them for she had played her part in it). Our intention was never to boast about it, so we applied all the restrain that we could and saw to it that it did not spread like a forest fire. We succeeded in this as well, but we thought that it would be incomplete without telling Raam, the guy who'd inspired us to it.

After a game of football one evening, Rancho and I saw him walking towards his cycle, alone. We knew we'll never get a better chance to speak to him.

We rushed up to him, pulled ourselves up, and said in chorus, "We did it!"
"Did what?" he snapped back, more than surprised to see two juniors tailing him and telling "We did it!" with their faces lit up.
"Well, we did what only you've done before. We broke into Opal," Rancho said, with that serious tone of his.
"Are you guys crazy? Its a rumour buddies! I'm no fool to try anything like that! And just cause you tell "We did it!" in that excited tone of yours, I'm in no way believing you. You two might be good at acting, but it takes a lot more than that to trick me. You two can maybe try your luck with the thespians. They'll be willing to take guys like you into their midst. Better luck next time boys!" he said, and was off on his cycle, not even turning once to look back.

I was gaping, open mouthed, when Rancho, as is always, recovered faster. He tapped me on my back and said, "You know what? He is right! I don't think he'd ever have the guts to do what we did. I can see it from his eyes! Makes it even better, does it not? We are the only guys to have ever done it!!!"

Realisation sinked in. I managed to stop gaping, and start smiling.

THE END

Sunday, November 15, 2009

"2 States" Couldn't agree more!!!

Yes! I had it. "2 States The Story of my marriage" by Chetan Bhagat.The book that most of India's "youth" had forced upon themselves. As is my habit, I read the teaser on the back cover, and prepared myself for what I believed would certainly be worth it....

I opened the book and seeing the first page, a smile flickered across my face. "With Love" it said, and there below it was her signature. Don't raise your eyebrows! There is still no place for a lady love in my life( I guess that is about the best way to put that am still single :D ). I'd borrowed it from my friend and there is no prize for guessing who had gifted it to him. And so, I turned to the Prologue of the book, with my mind telling me "here is another story while you start off reading one" and hoping that "they would cross the finish line as well :P" .

Over the next couple of days, I spent a number of hours (having become a so called Corporate I can't even spend those few hours at a stretch and finish the book at one go! Guess I'll have to blame myself!) and I was through (as I read the last 100 odd pages from 10pm to 12.30am on Friday night, it gave me the opportunity to wish my mom at 12 on her birthday as well :D ).

I was impressed! Here was a book, with which I could relate in almost every possible way (is that why Chetan is called a "youth icon"?).

The story revolves around Krish (a Punjabi) and Ananya (a "Tamilian".... now, does anyone call us that way??); how their lives intertwine while at IIMA; and how, having wanted their parents and families to accept them and smile at their wedding, they fight all odds and scrape through, just when you start thinking its all doomed and over.

The style is simple, humour aplenty (what with two communities to go at!), conversations taut and most importantly, gives a flavour of India as it is! Every character in the book, however small their role might be, is well carved out. Be it Neeta, the psychotherapist, who comes in passing; Manju, Ananya's brother, who calls out gold's atomic number and name when given a gold ring; you start predicting how each one of them in the book is going to behave given the situation!!!

It does seem strange that the country which boasts as the world's largest democracy, which talks a lot about unity in diversity and all such rot, fall flat out when it actually comes to people from different regions or religions coming together, not just in cases of love and marriages, but as such, in any phase of life.

Somehow, it seems to me, that the younger lot of today's India are more open when it comes to regional, communal issues unlike the older generations who still seem to fuss over things that seem so trivial to us (or would it be the same case when we become a part of the older generation as well?!!?).

I kept the book down, hoping it would have changed a few hearts, if not the whole nation's!

P.S. I was talking about the book with one of my friends at IIMA who'd brought it home with him while he'd been here in Chennai for his holidays. It seems, his father, who'd read the teaser at the back cover, enquired casually over breakfast if he had any such plans! My friend was left aghast, and had some explaining to do as to why he'd took to the book :D.

Makes me wonder!! Chetan, I think you should see to that this book of yours reaches the parents as well!!!


Sunday, November 1, 2009

A Dream come true??

It was one of those days when you are online, and you have absolutely no idea as to what to do! You've checked your mails, you've sent away a couple to keep the threads up and alive, you've done your bit of chatting(more than what you are capable of actually!) and you've even gone about managing the fantasy league football team!!!

As a person who does not take to social networking(it somehow seems inherent now, I cant take to it,try as I might! :D), and who does not know what videos to search for in youtube, I was basically in a position to just close down all the browser windows and switch off the system.

And then, a change of heart. I wanted to visit espnstar's website and have a look at all the fantasy games available, now that I have revived my interest at it, thanks to EPL which i hardly follow....

So, I did just that. I went to their website, and checked out what all they'd come up with by now. Super Selector was still on(I guess it'll never fade away.... As long as cricket goes on, so will Super Selector!!!). There were a number of events regarding football, F1,... Anything that anyone could possibly think of!

And then, there it was, popping up in front of me, asking me why it is taking me so long to notice the inevitable....

Now, how many times have I told that I'll give anything to Harsha Bhogle to swap places with him(though I wonder what there is that he'll want of me!). Harsha Bhogle!! Hmmm... The first thing that the name brings to mind these days is the way we exploited it at college(For those who know what i mean, well and good. For the others, don't ask me how... it is quite inexplicable!) Getting back to the point, Harsha Bhogle has always been someone whom I've admired. Be it his simple style at commentating, his quick witted one liners("In the past, cricket in India was organized, but now it is promoted" he said at the recent TED India Conference at Mysore and "I like his optimism. Every time he swings the bat, he looks at the boundary lines. But the ball is in the keeper's hands!" on Ravindra Jadeja are some of his recent ones which have left me gaping with awe), just about everything that he does. If I had been impressed with his cricket commentary, I began to look upon him after he played host during the FIFA World Cup of 2006 for ESPN STAR sports. A commendable job for someone who hardly followed football till then! ( I still can't forget it. Towards the later stages of that World Cup, when he made his first mistake in the show, the expert panel who were sitting along with him at the studio actually appreciated him for the phenomenal, near flawless performance he'd been doing for a first timer!)

Once again, I seem to be deviating quite easily! Where was I? Yeah.... Here it was, popping up on me... An ad for the event "Skype Star Commentator". An event that allows you to post auditions online, and the winner, amongst other things getting to host a show with SportsCenter on ESPN. After being a little skeptic about the whole idea, I decided to go ahead and give it a shot. It took me a week to put the thought into action, and yet another week to post about it and make it public :D

Yes! I did three auditions, two on cricket and one on football, namely,

Cricket - The Legend of the Little Master

Cricket - Looking back at India's eastern son

Football - A devilish bite

Hmmm... I guess it might all boil down to what we call welllllll (well tried that is). But in any case, it was a dream come true, irrespective of what the result is gonna be. After all, its not every day when you do something you've always been craving to do :P

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Block & Tackle!

About three months, almost 80 days, since my last blog, and still the wish to get back to it has almost always been intact! Somehow, the months of August and September seem to be jinxed... Yet another year when I've not been able to make a single entry; at least I've got back earlier this time round! :)

To call it a "Writer's block", would be a bit far fetched. It is too early to call myself a writer, and nor did I have any blocks as such( if you count out keying in "www.blogger.com" in the address bar :D )

It has been a mix of it all, these last eighty days.
One month full of joblessness, peppered with those send offs at the airport and the railway station, when our group formally got dismantled(physically, that is), with guys heading to different parts of the world...
Followed by my entry into the corporate world; those induction programs; the "college to corporate" thingy; 13 days of training(more than just training!); the workstation; those train, bike and bus journeys; the list just goes on....
And the distinguished day-to-day life that I've started to lead; losing old habits; yearning to create new ones but never actually doing it; spamming Sathyam every weekend; listening to old stories, dead and buried; posting new ones in a thread that keeps wanting more; a birthday that is gonna be etched in my memory; meeting new friends and hearing a lot about "twins"; a first that had many firsts; again, I can keep on adding more.....

Anyways, I've finally come to the point of tackling one of my lost habits, blogging! No new inspiration, just that I've always wanted to keep it going; like I always wish to walk, to talk....
I've been reminded by myself, that come November, and it will be the third time I'll be trying my hand at novel writing(not a single word written in the past two attempts though). November, having been established as the novel writing month (though not many seem to be aware of it) invites all those who've ever felt the urge to put pen on paper (rather, hands on keyboard these days!) and jot down 50,000 words to create their own novel. Though NaNoWriMo(National Novel Writing Month) lays more value on the quantity rather than the quality of the literature, it certainly is a starting point...

CONCLUSION??
Well, if you really want to write, just get down to doing it and you'll end up with something. Even if it is completely unrelated to what you have in mind... "Block & Tackle!" ?!?

Sunday, July 12, 2009

The surface is not flat, it's spherical!!

Naa!! I'm not talking about the earth being spherical or the old misconception that it's surface is flat. If indeed, it is information on that that you are looking for, I advice you to click here! :)

What I have in store is something that will quite fit your hand, but still, going to leave you as baffled as the surface of the earth had centuries earlier...

One of my friends got in touch with me, asking for my mail address (though we meet each other quite frequently) citing that he wanted to send the link of a page to me. After much difficulty (me email id has got 24 characters in it!!), he did manage to send it. And then...

He had briefed me as to what to expect and it was, once again, something to do with Rubik!! It was an article from the Times telling about the new puzzle that Ernö Rubik has come up with...

Here is a man, who, after 20 years or so, has come up with yet another puzzle, that is bound to create waves, as the first one had. With a promise of lesser mathematics being involved, a hint saying gravity plays its own part(!!) and a suggestion that the manual dexterity of the solver (which if you would like to know, has no place with the cube) has a role to play; the "Rubik's 360", as it has come to be named, is surely going to appeal and irritate the masses, as much (if not more!) as the cube had done during its hay days.

Next up, it is for us to wait till the official release in August happens. Till then, let us just chant the mantra :
"Six squares made THE CUBE; now, three spheres make 360!!!"

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Those 3 hours...

The last 3 days, 13th, 14th and 15th of June were amongst the best days in life. A trip to Coorg with 13 mates from school, whose company you can't fail to enjoy, there was not much one could ask for.

Except for those hours when even the best of times turn out to be sour, for everyone in the group is enveloped by a sombre mood. There were 3 such dreadful hours during this trip of ours, which left everyone awake lamenting into the night.

No, it has nothing to do with anything that happened to any one of us (not even the dog licked face!) in particular, for though there might be one suffering in every incident, it always is hilarious to the rest of the group. What I'm refering to is something that left everyone of us, without any exceptions, in a gloomy state.

It is the India vs England Super 8 T20 World Cup game that I have been building up to. A must win game, we all believed India would go all out to clinch the match and hence stay alive in terms of the tournament. It was not to be!

The chase was abominable! Having restricted England to 153, even if it was never to be a cake walk, we could have easily got there. But there was no sense of emergency to speak of. Be it the detestable misfield by our vice captain Yuvi making what would have been a wide+single a wide+four (making all the difference - 3 runs!); the unfathomable decision to send in an inexperienced Jadeja at number 4 ahead of the in form Yuvi at a crucial juncture; our beloved Dhoni ("Captain Cool") tapping and picking the singles, never even lofting over the infield (except the last ball!); running only a single of the penultimate ball, when a double would have atleast left us with a chance to tie the game off a last ball six; it was all as if we'd resigned to the fact of being defeated throughout, with no intention to win, ever!

Defeat is acceptable, but not in this fashion.

And now, to add insult to injury, the best batting line up and the best batsmen of spin have been brushed away by a modest total of 130 by the South Africans; now on par with Ireland as the only team to have lost all 3 Super 8 games; leaving us to nurse lost pride.

We know it is impossible to win always; that our cricketing team is most strained, physically and mentally; but what we except is a certain degree of respectability, even at the face of defeat.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Lets learn from the minnows...


Have a look at the video. Its the best piece of stumping that I've ever seen in my life. Harsha Bhogle initially calls it a "clean piece of work" behind the stumps, before realising that, in fact, the foot was momentarily in the air while the bails were dislodged. With just a fraction of a second to react, to collect the ball cleanly and effect such a dismissal needs due recognition.
This is my way of paying tribute to one of the finest moments of wicketkeeping in cricket history!